It's OK ... He's Probably Gonna Join a "Well Regulated Militia".

Alo-o-o-o-o-ha!

Actually, it's not her so much -- the comic relief is sometimes welcome -- it's the people who actually believe what she says.

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It's All a Matter of Having Your Priorities Straight ...

...and public health is somewhere much, much farther down on the list.

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Where Can I Find That Petition for Texas Secession?

"We started gittin' pointy-headed folks like that runnin' fer office 'cause we been teachin' Critical Thinkin' in our public schools. Thank the Lord the Texas Board of Education done outlawed that class."   (That's not a joke, folks. )

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These People Are SUCH Easy Targets!

Thank You, Justices Roberts, Scalia, Alito, Thomas and Kennedy.