Sunday, February 26, 2012

It’s Official: The Loony Right Goes Over the Edge.

Stop the presses! Rick Santorum and the Tea Party have revealed the real reason President Obama keeps stressing the importance of making it easier for young people to get a college education. It’s because a university education turns people into liberals.

Get it? The student loan program is really a nefarious plot using tax dollars to create more pointy-headed liberals who will, in turn, further Obama’s socialist agenda.

Well, I’ll give ‘em this much: The more under-educated people are, the more likely they’ll actually believe the crap that the Republican Party and its candidates are telling the American people.

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