Stop the presses! Rick Santorum and the Tea Party have revealed the real reason President Obama keeps stressing the importance of making it easier for young people to get a college education. It’s because a university education turns people into liberals.
Get it? The student loan program is really a nefarious plot using tax dollars to create more pointy-headed liberals who will, in turn, further Obama’s socialist agenda.
Well, I’ll give ‘em this much: The more under-educated people are, the more likely they’ll actually believe the crap that the Republican Party and its candidates are telling the American people.