Sunday, February 1, 2009

Rudy: Going Once, Going Twice … GONG!


The recent news that some 18 billion taxpayer dollars were used to pay bonuses to Wall Street fat cats has outraged just about everyone.
But not Rudy Giuliani, the lolo* who always has simple answers to complex problems. Rudy thinks those billions should have been used to pay bonuses to those executives. Furthermore, Rudy decries talk that the bonus money should be given back.

“Those bonuses, if they are reversed, are going to cause unemployment in New York,” says Hiz-former-Honor. Huh? Well he says it will mean “less spending in restaurants, less spending in department stores …”

I can see the headlines now: BONUS MONEY RETURNED; TIFFANY CLOSES, ESCARGOT FUTURES TUMBLE!

His comments are so out-of-touch they’re absurd. But here’s the really scary thought: Some people actually wanted this guy to be president!
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